Posted by Monetta Roberts on January 16, 2005 at 08:22:17:
All,
Jimmy Matthews set yet another (as yet unofficial, I imagine) state record in the Panther Pride Run Saturday. Personally, I think the man's been sandbagging for years---saving it all up to break record after record after record these days.
Is he a man or a machine????? Has anyone considered drug testing him after these stellar races?? It just ain't natural! You think they wouldn't be all over an Olympic athlete for such performances? Just ask Mariam Jones..
Furthermore, you do realize the man is doing things the rest of us (TRFKAFBM in particular) will NEVER EVER be able to do, no matter how long we live.
Long live Jimmy! No one ever had a bigger heart of a competitor! I dare say not even Joey W., although he's a very close second.
Congratulations, Jimmy. You truly ARE The Man!
In constant awe,
Mo Roberts